Sunday, September 16, 2018

Another reason to Loathe Anne Hathaway (Who We Already Hate)

I don't keep up on pop culture involving dimwits (Kardashians, Hadids, Jenners) or the no-talents who host forgettable TV shows and movies. I wouldn't be able to name TWO movies starring Anne Hathaway. I do know she's hated, though. As in...

Women like Hathaway...no figure, non-descript, no personality, no interesting voice or face...don't seem to be able to generate hate. Hathaway apparently does. It might have to do with not having any talent, appearing in movies people find forgettable, and being so stupid she can't get out of a limo without exposing herself. I mean, that's BRITNEY STUPID. That's PARIS HILTON stupid.

The only thing I actually know about the CAREER of Anne Hathaway, is that she's one of the failures who couldn't match Julie Newmar as Catwoman. The only thing she and Julie have in common is a gay brother. As one would expect, both women are concerned with gay issues because it's personal. It's not just that campy gays want to BE Julie Newmar and Anne Hathaway, which is soooooo flattering. It's FIERCE. It's ACE. It's that both Julie and Anne are aware, speaking seriously, that their brothers could end up dead if they were in the wrong place and their sexuality was revealed. And that's abominable. But it's a fact of life. It's not just gays. Koreans, Mexicans, Jews, Infantilists, Jehovah's Witnesses...there's a lot of people who could be in the wrong place at the wrong time. OR be sought out while living peacefully in their own homes.

Know who you could add to the list? White people. It could be a white woman in Minnesota, shot by a Black cop born in Somalia. It could be a white tourist from Australia, shot while jogging because a few Black rappers thought it would be funny. It could be a white doctor working for "Doctors without Borders," committing the sin of trying to vaccinate somebody of color in their own country. You get the idea. But Anne Hathaway doesn't.

No, to her, there's WHITE PRIVILEGE all over the world, a world that has entire huge expanses called Africa and South America and China and The Middle East where the dominating color is not white. But you can't tell a stupid actress not to be condescending. Or a condescending actress not to be stupid. Which is a reason to loathe Anne Hathaway, a condescending stupid actress. One so stupid (see above) she can't get out of a limo properly.

The boyish actress declared that whites are the stupid ones (like herself) because they think the whole world revolves around them. She knows this for a fact?

Maybe she knows CALIFORNIANS who think the world revolves around them, Maybe she knows other over-paid ACTORS AND ACTRESSES who happen to be white and think the world revolves around them. Maybe she doesn't know any football players or basketball players who are black, and think the world revolves around them. That's all. Anne Hathaway is an ill-informed celebrity who travels in limited, posh circles, and might be thinking about other toffs who make demands while sitting in first class on the jet to the Cannes Film Festival.

Let's read what this loathsome, stupid actress had to say the other day, while picking up an award or babbling to a very rich crowd of mostly white people:

What? What was that, Princess Anne?

"It is important to acknowledge...that myth...that gayness orbits around straightness, transgender orbits around cisgender, and that all races orbit around whiteness."

Why acknowledge a statement that is full of shit?

"Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

Oh, let's. We're already doing it, Anne. We're tearing this world apart by listening to stupid people. By pitting straights against gays, and whites against blacks, and also by having the nerve to complain about terrorists like Hamas and Isis, who we should acknowledge as poor minorities who are simply following the religion that they believe is superior to all the rest.

Gayness may flounce, mince, and go to pride parades, or it might even act like everybody else (Anderson Cooper for example) but it doesn't ORBIT. How many gays would say they ORBIT around straights? Ignore them maybe. Tolerate them. Enjoy them (gays seem to be awfully fond of straight actresses named Judy Garland, Joan Crawford and Julie Newmar). But not ORBIT around them.

Transgender Bruce Jenner orbits around Kendall Jenner? Kris Jenner?

How about the straights and "cisgenders" who orbit around Elton John at a concert, or Nathan Lane at a Broadway show? What IS your definition of "orbit?"

"All races orbit around whiteness," says Anne? Have you been to Nigeria, Anne? Paul McCartney was there. Nobody orbited around him. They were inclined to beat and rob him. Nigeria's problem is not whites. It's BOKO HARAM.

The very, very late Ambrose Bierce was last heard from when he wrote: "To be a Gringo in Mexico. That's Euthanasia." Aside from some resort hotel catering to rich bitches like Anne Hathaway, Mexico can be a very tough place for white people to orbit in.

Anne may be right that some people, called explorers, with names like Columbus (aka Colon) thought that it could be mighty white to go visit foreign lands and open up trade. But were whites the only ones who thought about "colonizing?" First off, whites often tried to "colonize" other whites. We're talking about the various times The French, English, German, Dutch etc. invaded each other and warred with each other.

This happens to NOT be a "white" trait, but a "human" trait. Or don't you think Japan and China have had their tiffs? Or various Native American tribes warring with each other before the White Man even arrived?

It's fashionable these days to bash white men. There are parts of the world where white men are a minority. In fact, where white men are a delicacy on the menu. (Anyone remember Michael Rockefeller? He wasn't the only white guy to become white meat.) These days, it's so PC to be racist against white men, that the choice of "the new James Bond" or "the new Superman" dictates, "ANYBODY BUT WHITEY."

Well intentioned, or simply stupid and condescending, all Anne Hathaway has done is play her own race card, as the noble self-flagellating white woman, apologizing for being white (but not for being a woman).

But IS she a woman? Really? Or is she just Andy Samberg dressing up and putting us on?

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