Go ahead, but that's a phrase that's only temporary. There's always going to be a new eyesore. A new weirdness. A new something you might chuckle and say "I wish I could unsee that."
Seems like the TIMES UP and METOO hysteria has led to...PUSSY POWER. Or, to put it crudely, you can NEVER be too much of a CUNT.
Which is equality, isn't it? We've had it with Dickheads. We've had it with a boss who is a BIG PRICK.
Let's literally see how big of a CUNT...
Yes, get your artificial vagina from China, courtesy of eBay.
Our President, Mr. "Grab the Pussy," has been threatening to tax Chinese imports. Maybe this is the reason?
At one time the phrase "Camel Toe" didn't even exist. Now, "it's a THING."
It's gone beyond that funny Beach Boys parody of "Kokomo" called "Camel Toe" (which was regularly on the Bob & Tom radio show, and is on YouTube, of course).
In these wonderful times when women are proud of their planned "wardrobe malfunctions," and leak their porn tapes to become famous, and where the London Daily Fail and the New Yawk Post can't stop printing photos of models and actresses in thongs, leotards, and other form-fitting garments...now it's time for women who are bereft of cleft to GET IT ON.
In the old days ("let's say the 60's") the real liberated women didn't want to be considered "sex objects." That's changed faster than you can say KARDASHIAN. If you can say it. If not, say Cardi B. Say Miley. Take a spoon full of hummus and squeal "Haaah Deeeeeeed."
Yes, in addition to padded bras, and the padded underwear so that any normal woman can look like a mutant, freakish, 20-pound-assed Kardashian, it's UP FRONT with a padded Camel Toe. For added humor, the item is also being pitched to crossdressers, so that their bulge can be misconstrued as a GIANT VAGINA. Or, as the gays call it, a VAH-JAYYY-JAYYYY.
The fashion trend was a shaved mons. That's not enough, since it MIGHT make a woman seem like a GIRL. So, a fake CAMEL TOE to the rescue!!
Don't sit without showing giant slit. Join the trendy, and appear to be showing off giant flamin' lips!
I trust you're not OFFENDED in these offensive times.
As Brett Butler used to say..."was that too vivid?"
Bill Cosby is the scum of Earth. My father was in the Playboy club in the 70's and everybody knew he was raping including Hugh Hefner. Bill wasn't the only one raping at the mansion. He just imitated what he saw around him. He should have been thrown in prison decades ago. He's going to die in prison and there is a special place in Hell reserved for him when he dies
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