"Aha...look at this horrible, outrageous or upsetting trending topic...lemme stop right in and do my REACTION shot! Ha ha! Bet I get THOUSANDS of hits! That makes me...uh, uh...what DOES that make me? Did Warhol whittle fame down to 15 SECONDS?"
The perpetual pulpy-faced pest George Zimmerman was trending again. No, he didn't push or shove somebody. He wasn't selling Trayvon Martin memorabilia. He wasn't posing with a gun. He groused up the dynamic show-biz powerhouse duo of Jay-Z and Beyonce.
THERE YA GO! POUNCE ON IT! GRAB THAT SHIT! TWERK YO' TWEET! THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR...THAT...REACTION GIF and/or MEME. YOW!
LOOK ATTA FUNNEEE FACES, YO!
PALM SLAP! HA HA! Killer of the black kid say WHAT? Let's be CLEVVA! THERE YA GO! Ha ha! LIKE DIS SHIT!
Really? A movie clip? A funny face? As Muhammad Ali said to George Foreman: "THAT ALL YA GOT?"
Only Ali at least was bravely taking George's punches...not foolishly goofing on George Zimmerman to get a laugh.
Go for the joke, and tell the homeys what you just did. "See what I did?" Wow, you SHOOK UP THE WORLD!
Let's have just two more of these genius reaction gifs and memes. First, oh, let's make fun of African warriors, as if they give a shit about a booty-shaking disco singer who is a QUEEN in America. And let's do another one of those "Imma gonna show ya" things. See, this is JAY-Z. No, it isn't, but let's pretend it is, because I'm too lazy and witless to actually FIND a Jay-Z reaction picture....
What else ya got. Gonna take a knee?
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